Joe MooreA story that feels like a clever parable or allegory but doesn’t actually have a point and instead…Once upon a time a magician was sitting by a pond. He was wondering about a magic show he had coming up that weekend and was also beginning…2 min read·Dec 8, 2022----
Joe Moore“Come and Take It” -a poem by Ted CruzCome and take it Help me bake it Turkeys hard I can’t make it1 min read·Nov 22, 2020----
Joe MooreOblique Strategies for the Art of Sandwich MakingUse brown mustard instead of yellow mustard. Then add yellow mustard.·1 min read·Nov 9, 2020----
Joe MooreinSlackjawYou Crime Solving Kids Are Making Us Local Police Look Bad!With the five of you going around cracking cases, you’re making us cops look real bad out there.·3 min read·Jul 21, 2020--1--1
Joe MooreWhat I Miss MostSure, I miss going places and seeing my family and friends. I miss driving. I miss the unique sensation of being around strangers — a…6 min read·May 20, 2020----
Joe Moore9 things you can do with $500,000,0001. Buy seven Gulfstream G650ER Jets ($66.5m x 7 = $465.5m) and ruin a minor league baseball game by having them have them fly over for 8…2 min read·Mar 4, 2020----
Joe MooreList of Places I Have Recently Learned Where You’re Apparently Not Allowed to Eat Sunflower Seeds…Apparently NOT in your own damn car1 min read·Feb 2, 2020----
Joe MooreA story about 9/11You know how when you were growing up, every time you walked into a house that wasn’t yours you’d be perplexed by its smell? Every house…3 min read·Sep 11, 2019----
Joe MooreThe Fireflies of SummerWhen the fireflies arrived in our new backyard a few weeks ago, I thought they were beautiful.2 min read·Jun 24, 2019----
Joe MooreAn Open Letter to my 3 year old daughter on Father’s Day.Thank you for changing my life in many thousands of profound ways, of which I am only aware of a fraction, surely. Thank you for the…3 min read·Jun 16, 2019----